Policeman vs Bus driver

Policeman: Driver, give me your driver's licence.
Driver: Oga OC, I no get driver's licence o.

Argument between a man and his wife

Rope

Chuku mistakenly fell into a deep well, so his wife bought a rope to rescue him,

Confession Time

A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

How Great our Fathers are

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

Two Big Girls

Two big girls were gisting:-Toyin: I just got my blackberry, I will buy my pin next week

Journey

Musa is about to embark on a long journey & decides that his wife should wear steel underwear .