Cemetary runs

Ogborikoko stayed close to the cemetery so he used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.

He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.
This scared every driver and rider and wouldn't dare ask him for money.

What do you call people from...?

Teacher: What do we call people from Turkey?
Oborikoko: I don't know Sir.

Beatings

Oborikoko saw his parents in bed enjoying their marital right. So he asked. Daddy, what
are you doing? His father replied, 'I am beating your mummy'

Oborikoko thought for a while with sad face and said Mama, but what offence at all have you committed in this house?
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Aawww + Aawwww

Caro: How much for this dress??

SHOPKEEPER: N12,000

Side Effects

Okokobioko was sick, so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet.....

Errand

A white man attended an Igbo church in Nigeria and was confused as to what he heard d church sing. He narrates his story......... "

Transfer Pain

Mr and Mrs Duyankpan were having their baby and were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were happy to try it.