1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
Ans: No! I ’m training to die.!!
Monday, 4 June 2012
Saturday, 2 June 2012
Some things you just can't explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.
A man comes in and asks the farmer,
"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
The farmer says,
"Some things you just can't explain."
A man comes in and asks the farmer,
"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
The farmer says,
"Some things you just can't explain."
Friday, 1 June 2012
Nigerian Sense of Humour
The sense of humor of the average Nigerian knows no bounds even in challenging times! Below is a list of suggestions for Mr President, sequel to the recent renaming of Unilag.
Room With a View
Mrs. Richards: I asked 4 a room with a view
Basil Fawlty: As far as I can remember This is the view out of the window
Basil Fawlty: As far as I can remember This is the view out of the window
Thursday, 31 May 2012
How Much do you Love me.
Girl: how much do you love me?
Boyfriend: I love u so much, I can't measure.
Boyfriend: I love u so much, I can't measure.
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