Let's Do Comparisms

Teacher: Ok class, let's show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far dis year!

Let's do comparisions…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..

Pump Action

little Rukevwe comes back from the school crying.

Principal

Boy: That principal na real big mumu guy.
Girl: u know who I be?

Spring Break

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

School Ahead

Teacher: "Why are you late?"

Vacation for my son

Phone rings in the principal's office at a school.
"Hello, this is Atutopuyoyo Elementary," answers the principal.