Drunk in the Cinema

Drunk guy was with his girlfriend in a cinema, all cozy & in love sudenly he fell asleep, and when he woke up he started shouting so loudly;

Bridge Jump

Dogo and Akpos were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I go bet you N1000 he go jump," said Dogo. "I go Bet you N1000 he won't," said Akpos.

Major James Monitoring

Major James has been monitoring d movement of his only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls to confirm d identity of d caller before handing over the phone to her after thorough screening.

But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called & major picked d call as usual.

Major: hello! may I know u?

Under the Table

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The Most Stupid

Mr Azu and his friend Oko were arguing about their sons. Mr Azu said his son was more foolish than Oko's son, but Oko disagreed so they decided to prove it.

Methaphor

Teacher: Class Please use a methaphor in a sentence.

Hot Water Phone

A friend's calabar house girl was answering her phone while cooking and the phone fell into boiling hot water.