My Daddy

"If you had 1 Naira," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another naira and fifty 50, how much money would you have?"
"One Naira." answered Akpors

I Wear The Pants

Adamu was going to be married to Fatima
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Adamu, let me tell you something.