Potential and Reality

A young boy asked dad:wots the difference btw potential and reality?

Confession Time

A couple were sitting around one evening and the man says to wife "Mama Emeka, we are about to Celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary.

Saved You Money

Akpos walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

Arithmetic

Rukevwe stopped by the corner store and read the following list to the attendant:

New Monkey Business!

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N10. The villagers went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at N10.

Stupid Answers to Stupid Questions

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?

Ans: No! I ’m training to die.!!

Some things you just can't explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.

A man comes in and asks the farmer,

"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

The farmer says,

"Some things you just can't explain."