Teacher asks Johnny what you want to be when you grow up?
Tuesday, 17 July 2012
Happy Birthday Tuyu
Conversation between Jona & Pat:
Jona: I wonder what's going on next door.
Pat: It's a birthday party!
Jona: I wonder what's going on next door.
Pat: It's a birthday party!
I dey look you sincee
A man and his wife were sleeping. The man started dreaming of heaven. Here is what happened there with the angel: Man and angel were going as dey reached the first gate of heaven, the man told the angel he wants to urinate, the angel said,we don't allow dat here but i permit you.
Confessions Of A Lady
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I... shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
Monday, 16 July 2012
Obituary
An Igbo Business man went 2 publsh his Wife's obituary in d local paper.
They told him its N1000 a word. He only had N4,000 so he askd dem 2 put
in "Ngozi Chukwuma is Dead".
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