Sun Of My Life

Girl: Do you want to be the sun of my life?
Boy: of course!

Switch

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

I Am In Love

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.

Let's Do Comparisms

Teacher: Ok class, let's show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far dis year!

Let's do comparisions…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..

I want to buy petrol

Patrick Obayaigbon drives into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:
Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank
Attendant: I only speak english,sir

Radio Request

(On a radio programme being aired live)...... my name is Femi Otedola, I will like to make a special shout out to my very good friend, Honorable Farouk Lawan, he is presently residing at the force headquarters in Abuja. Kindly play "Chop my money" by P-square for his enjoyment this evening.

Where will it take you.

Mama osas after thoroughly beating him for stealing, observed the boy was without any form of remorse and was still grumbling.