The sense of humor of the average Nigerian knows no bounds even in challenging times! Below is a list of suggestions for Mr President, sequel to the recent renaming of Unilag.
1. Uniports to be renamed Patience Jonathan University (PEJU)
2. UniIlorin is now Abdul Karim Adisa Memorial University (AKAMU) Ilorin.
3. UniJos now Yakubu Gowon University (YAGO)
4. Ogun State University now Gbenga Daniel University(GBEDANU)
5. Dieziani Alison Maduekwe School of Education (DAMSEL)
6. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala School of Economics(NOISE)
7. Niger Delta University is now Mujaheed Asari Dokubo Middle Age Novitiate(MAD MAN)
8. NIPSS is now Centre for Reuben Abati's Private Political Yarns (CRAPPY)
9. Plateau State polytechnic is now Brother LAbaran Maku Elementary School (BLAMES).
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