Monday 2 July 2012

Familiar Face

A RICH woman in Traffic signaled to a BEGGAR : “I have seen you somewhere, u look so familiar”....

Wetin You for be

Boy sitting in front of a danfo bus said loudly to himself  “if my dad was a king & my mum a queen would be a prince,

What Do you See

An illiterate Dad wit his educated son went on a camping trip. They setup their tent & fell asleep.

Library Book

Akpabio went to the library and asks for a book on suicide.

Casket Maker

Chidi who makes caskets was going to deliver 1 of his coffins wen his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put d coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

The great dissapointment

My trip to England has been a disappointment, the shops here love to deceive!