Thursday 27 December 2012

Bad English

Listen to the ENGLISH TEACHERS of nowadays in primary schools;
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back.!
2. Both of you three get out of the class.!
3. Take 5 cm wire of any length.!

Spiri Soap (Photo Of the Day)


Bitter Leaf

Some suppliers of sugar cane were stopped by robbers on the road. “Give us money! said the robbers. The suppliers replied : we hav no money cuz we used all the money to buy this truck full of sugar cane. The pissed robbers instructed the men to sit down and eat up the whole sugar cane.

CSI Brazilian

A strand of hair picked up from a Nigerian crime scene

Understand

Teacher: What do U understand by definitive deficit equity?

No be foolishness

A man's car developed a fault near a psychiatry hospital. One of the tyre was loose, all the 4 knots had fallen off and no where to be found.