Types Of Coffee

Teacher: how many types of coffee do we have in Africa?

Bolous:- Two types.

Lazarus Surname

OGBORIKOKO IN A BIBLE STUDY CLASS.
 TEACHER: What is d surname of Lazarus that Jesus rose from d dead?
OGBORIKOKO: Comfort.

20th Floor

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 20th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid" she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 13th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

Ya PIN

IGBO GUY: Bebe, are u on BB? Ngwa give me ya bb pin.