Wednesday 11 July 2012

junior Please chop

A woman was on a bus wit her 1 yr old son, she offered him snacks, "Junior u want chin chin, I will give this man next 2 me".

Low Battery( The caller of the year) 

Okpelenge saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY".

Police Call

Got a text from a friend,saying robbers attacked their area last night, she called the police,credit then finished,den.......(Wait for it)

What Would You have?

Teacher: Akpos, if you put your hand in one trouser pocket and found 70 Naira, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 Naira, what would you have?

What's Your Major?

Interviewer: ' Mr Dapo how are you today?.
Dapo: 'It is fine sir'.