Future Tense

TEACHER: I killed a person "convert this sentence into a future tense.

Types Of Gases

A teacher was teaching the topic TYPES OF GASES and the students gave examples such as oxygen,hydrogen,carbondioxide and others.

Skipping Service

A Pastor decided to skip services one Sunday and head to obudu hills to do some hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a lion, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle went one way, and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.

Bee Country

Teacher: what do you call a bee that lives in America?..

Or What?

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.

Buying on the Express

Dokpemu was travelling in his private car along the Lagos-Ore express road, when he sited a huge bushmeat hanging on a stick from afar & decided to buy. He stopped & priced.......... Madam,how much is ur bushmeat???.... Oga na 7000naira...... Haba Madam, e too cost, na how much U go sell am last???....Oga bring 6500........