Sayings of The Unwise

A rolling stone na person kick am.

Strike while the iron is hot and e go burn your hand

A bird in your hand go shit for your hand.

Take the bitter with the sweet so you no go get Jedi jedi.

There is plenty fish in the sea. But you be fisherman?

A stitch in time go saw your cloth.

Make hay to feed your animals.

The show must go on or you go lose money.

Silence is golden. Abeg give me Money.

Two wrongs mean say you fail am twice.

Two's company, Three's a crowd abeg wey the party.

Half bread is better than full chicken.

CIA Agents

Three men answered and ad for CIA agents. The ad stated the men were to bring their wives.

I Too Sabi

1.Sylvia says....Waiter...,pls I like my SALAD very hot,also,can I've 2 bottles of SHAWARMA.

2.Nneka says.....Ore mi give me your PIN lemme call u.

Wedding During Election

Bro Deolu had deliberately fixed his wedding to Sis Kiru on April 2nd 2011(elections day) because he couldn't afford to cater for a crowd.

Chief Regular

Chidozie works hard at the office but spends two nights each week working out at the gym, & playing golf every Saturday n Sunday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she chooses to surprise him & takes him to a very popular strip club.

Colour Blocking (Photo of The Day)

So Far So Good

So far today, God, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. I'm really glad about that.

Hearing Aid Danger

Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%. A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased.

Only in America

BEST TRUE LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY. This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina. .

Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.