Monday 30 July 2012

Two Big Girls

Two big girls were gisting:-Toyin: I just got my blackberry, I will buy my pin next week

Journey

Musa is about to embark on a long journey & decides that his wife should wear steel underwear .

Meaning Of Dreams

A woman woke up in d morning and told her husband Fred, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. Do you know what dat means?".

Amnesty

MUM: Akpos dat fish and meat don boil?
AKPOS: yes malee.