Tuesday 1 January 2013

All Women

During an argument, a husband told his wife "Women are just donkeys. " All women are donkeys!

Free Tonight

One night a pangolo asked his girlfriend (Rukevwe): "Darling are you free tonight"

Good Friend

Some soldiers arrested Kpeku and asked him to carry 1,000 blocks to the other side of the road. He had moved over 900 blocks before he saw the commandant and quickly recognised him as an old classmate. He called his name and briefly explained everything to him.

Should I Tell Him

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

Wine Taster

In an alcohol factory the regular Taster died and the Director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The Director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

Acts

A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said "Acts 2:38," and proceeded to quote scripture.