A Yoruba man needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the
doctors needed to store his blood and needed the same blood type in
case the need arises. Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood,
it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of
countries. Finally, an Igbo man was located who had the same type
and was willing to donate his blood to the Yoruba man. After the
surgery, the Yoruba man sent the Igbo man a thank-you card for giving
his blood along with an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a
token of his appreciation.
Wednesday 27 June 2012
Airplane
A plane was transporting a bunch of madmen from naija to a well
facilitated psychiatry in south africa n they were making so much noise.
one of the madmen enterz da Pilots cabin....
one of the madmen enterz da Pilots cabin....
Two Men
Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?
Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes.
Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes.
Sleep Around
A man missed his wife who travelled so much that he felt the
matrimonial bed was too big for just him and decided to sleep on the
sofa, dining chair and sometimes, in d library.
Tissue Paper
A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
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