Tuesday 21 August 2012

Not in touch

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a

man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

FURTHER MATHS

TEACHER: If you have 10 doughnuts and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?

AKPOS: 10 doughnuts.

Tues 21st Aug 2012 News

* FG to go after Boko Haram financiers, strategists http://t.co/HmJyV7ud".
* PDP, ACN bicker over Okupe http://t.co/Q8QfwIoW"
* Police begin probe of alleged suicide by corporal after shooting wife, 2 daughters http://t.co/nKlSEwMy".