Jealous

Mrs Balogun said to her housemaid:"Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.

Down by The River

Preacher said:"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river" And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".

Jiggy

A young lad goes off to University, but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money.

iShag

Husband buys his son an iPAD, daughter an iPOD, himself an iPHONE & his wife an iRON.

Single In Heaven

Husband and wife arrive in heaven.....