Impress

A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want to impress that beautiful girl ,

Freezer Killer

Two women met at the pearly gate.

Banatation

A teacher asked a question "what do u call a place where plantains are planted?"

Returning the favour

A man was starved of sex bcos his wife had put 2 birth thru CS.
One day, the wife said Eeyaa!, my Love, I know how u must be feeling bcos of my condition; abeg take this #2000 and look for someone and satisfy urself.

U get Loaf of Bread

Jide was hungry and went to 'mai shayi' (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.

Who Owns

Mother:- My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for one year,

Getting Along

A husband was having great difficulty getting along with his wife – nothing but arguing and friction –

Winning lottery

My landlord's son won a #10 million lottery, kept d money inside a 'Ghana must go' bag, went under a tree, buried d money,