Where are you from?

Akpos went to LONDON and visited a pub. He had a few drinks and then noticed 2 large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so he asks "Hey, are you too ladies from Scotland?"

Nurse Titi

2 doctors complained That nurse titi was so dumb she gave every prescription backwards doc. A: last week I told her 2 give a patient 2mg of Percocet every 10hrs.

Pub in London

Akpos went to LONDON and visited a pub. He had a few drinks and the noticed 2 large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so he asks "Hey, are you too ladies from Scotland?"

The Son Of

Akpos was doing his maths
homework. He said to himself,"
Two plus five, the son of a bitch
is seven. Three plus six, the son
of a bitch is nine, " His mother
heard what he was saying and
gasped, "What are you doing Akpos?"
Akpos answered, "I'm
doing my maths homework,

My Children are More Foolish Than Yours.

Mr James and his friend Mr Okoh were arguing about their sons stupidity. Mr James argued that his son was more foolish than Okoh's son. Okoh however disagreed, so they decided to put their sons to test.