Give According to The Beauty

A pastor ask the men in his congregation to give an offering according to the beauty of their wives!

Solve The Problem

A teacher wrote on the board: 38x+y^2/3.5x^3*(66y-12x)=0.

Its going down tonight

A therapist gathered a group of married inmates at Olodo Community School auditorium this morning.
Once everyone was seated he proceeded with his survey.

See Correct Fathers

Akpos' father accompanied him to his school end of the year award party. As they sat
watching and amidst great shouts and loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the
podium for their award presentation. The following conversation ensued:

Does that Mean you can?

Sales girl: sorry sir u can't smoke here.
Man: but I bought dis cigarette from ur shop.