Husband: We are done. I'm driving home alone.
Friday 3 August 2012
Curses
Wife: hello dear, are you through with your meeting?
Husband: We are done. I'm driving home alone.
Husband: We are done. I'm driving home alone.
Capitalization
A man gave out his daughter in marriage in 1995 at a bride price of
#10,000 and by 2005 during the banks RE-CAPITALISATION period.
Our Mistress
A Nigerian man and his wife were having dinner at a very nice restaurant
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
Shop Trick
Akpos and Aremu Junior were in a store, Junior decided to steal 3 bars of chocolates. As they left the store, Junior said "I am good at stealing did u notice I just stole 3bars of chocolate", Akpos replied "Really ok let's go back to the shop and I will show you how to steal properly.
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