Akpos stepped into a pub to relax
his nerves this sunny afternoon.
While in the bar Akpos shouted
and said to the barman; "Give me a bottle of small stout and give everybody here 2 bottles of big stout let them enjoy cus wen I drink stout, everybody drinks stout."
The barman obeyed and all the people in the bar started hailing Akpos while sipping on their free drinks.
Akpos ordered again: Barman! Give me a bottle of small stout and give everybody here 2 bottles of big stout let them enjoy cus wen I drink stout, everybody drinks stout.
At this juncture everybody cheered and hailed Akpos. After some minutes again Akpos said: barman give me a plate of fish peppersoup and give everybody here two plates of fish peppersoup each, let them eat while I eat. The barman obeyed.
They were so happy and heaped praises on Akpos while they ate and drank. Some minutes later, they were shocked to the marrow when Akpos beckoned on the Barman and said to him; "Bring me my bill and also give everybody here their bill too cus when I pay my bill, everybody will pay their bills too!"
Akpos is still in coma at the intensive care unit of Central Hospital in Warri.
