Library Book Return

Akpos returns a book to the library, bangs it on the counter and Yells, "I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all"

Mosquito

A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in its life. When It came back,
the father asked,
"how was It out there & how did u feel?"

Imagining

Teacher asks the class: students, imagine you are at Ikeja bus stop

Thou Shall Not Lie

A minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.