Wednesday 18 July 2012

Coming From London for a wife

Charles travelled from d UK with hopes of marrying a decent naija babe. So he came to warri and had plans of marrying my neighbor Elohor. He got to a hotel to book a room for them to meet and decided to call Elohor.

The Lady and the Guy's Inbox

These are what you find in a LADY'S INBOX:

1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)

Speaking To God

TEACHER fell asleep in Class and AKP0RS walked up to him
Tamuno: "Teacher are u..... Sleeping in class"
TEACHER: "No, i am not sleeping in  class"
Tamuno: "What were u doing Sir"

Send the Text

Atongo gave his fone 2 Ali
Atongo: Please send a text 2 my