Sunday 22 July 2012

The Height of Laziness

Boy: Mom, please bring me a glass of water
Mom: Come and get it yourself
Boy: please mom

Escaped

A husband goes out on the town on Friday night and has far too much to drink. When he eventually comes round, he discovers it's Sunday afternoon.

Wings

I saw a one winged Fly on the floor and poured some red bull on it.

DISTINGUISH

Teacher: Akpos, use the word DISTINGUISH in a Sentence.

We Need to Talk

The phrases 'I need to talk to you.'