Girl Friend texts Boy Friend: Baby, where are you?
Boy Friend: I'm at d bank.
Wednesday 30 May 2012
Rat Radio
Shehu took his radio for repairs. When the radio was opened, a rat jumped out and ran away.
Preggers
A man's wife was eight months into her Pregnancy, the husband had to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he had been desperate for quite a while.
Busted
Gbade had been cheating on his wife with her best friend & colleague "funke". One friday, he tells his wife he has 2 travel 4 3 days on an official. Unknown 2 his wife, he had made special arrangements 2 go on a romp with Funke. On getting home after day 3, he finds only his kids & maid & was told mummy hasn't been back since he left 4 his trip on friday.
Gorrilla
A married couple at the Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. Says the woman: 'Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behaviour?
Spring Break
Four
high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes.
After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
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