Ogbologbo's fiancee said to him,
"Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names".
He asked her, "So what do u want to be calling me?" She said,
"I'll be calling u TIGER".
"Why?" he asked.
"Coz u're handsome, tall, charming, strong,
calculating and smart.
She then asked him,
"What will u be calling me?" Ogbologbo said,
"Zebra" The lady still smiling seductively,
"Wow, that's lovely &
sweet. Why did u choose such a lovely name?" "Because of ur STRETCH MARKS"
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