Saturday 28 July 2012

Library Book

Ekpomoto went to the Library and asks for the Book "Pyscho The
Rapist".

Crazy Not Equal to Stupid

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to the Institute of mental health.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

Lesson

At work, Tom and Jack were chatting:

STRETCH MARKS

Ogbologbo's fiancee said to him,
"Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names".
He asked her, "So what do u want to be calling me?" She said,
"I'll be calling u TIGER".
"Why?" he asked.
"Coz u're handsome, tall, charming, strong,
calculating and smart.

Question Tag

Teacher: Our topic for today is question tag..