Wetin You carry

A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

The Photo shop Fiasco

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Kpefu went to a photo shop, had pictures taken, and - while the

Who is the culprit

A guy with a gun enters a bar.

What do you know exactly

An American and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The American is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easily. . .
So he asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The American persists and says that the game is fun.

Your Pass Mark

A 6year old boy was looking at his mum's National ID card.
It's written on it............
Name ~ Matilda Sackey.
Age ~ 35.
Sex ~ F.

Consolation Fee

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."