Friday 13 July 2012

When did you Realise

Judge said to prostitute "so when did u realise u were raped"

Angry Husband

Angry husband not satisfied with his wife sent an SMS to his Mother-in-Law:

Going to Heaven

A House girl went to Church for sunday service and the pastor ask the church, " If you know you want to go to Heaven raise up your hand" everybody did except the girl.

Name for twins

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakens and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.