Phone Call Help

One March evening, the boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

Bible Scriptures

A pastor was packing his belongings leaving Kano 4 lagos because of Boko Haram atrocities.
One of his members saw him and asked him: "But Pastor the Bible says 'no weapon fashioned against us shall prosper'".

Philosophy of Life!

A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took to catch them."Not very long." they answered in unison.'Why did you not stay out longer and catch more?'The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.'But what do you do with the rest of your time?'.

Change The Subject

Once some burglars broke out in the bank, one of them pointing the gun to the cashier said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!"

Geography Lesson

The geography teacher entered the class and the children greeted in chorus: “Good morning, sir.”

Scatter Ground

Ekaete and Akpos dey scatter fight outside
examination hall........
Other classmates dey shout "wetin happen na! wetin happen na!".

What's in a Name?

The Yoruba's will gleefully refer to FOLAYEMI's Mum as either Mama Fola or Iya Yemi. No problem for FUNMILOLA if people call her mother Mama Funmi or Iya Lola.

Angel

Kid said: why do u always say that my brother is an angel?