Tuesday 24 July 2012

My Daddy

"If you had 1 Naira," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another naira and fifty 50, how much money would you have?"
"One Naira." answered Akpors

Whats the Difference

Akpokpoyuibo returned from school and saying he got an 'F' in Math. "Why?" asked his father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'""But that's right!", said his dad, upset at the injustice."Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

Claiming

I get one friend before wey im mouth b like prophet own, anything the guy yarn dey come true.