Monday 28 May 2012

Plane Engineers


Gombe State University Engineering professors were called and asked to sit in an air plane.

Cool It (Picture Of The Date)


Porsche Charger

Simbi lost her Blackberry porshe  & after some days she decided to call her number to see if somebody will be honest enough to pick the call.

Porsche Matter

Babe: baby do u still luv me like before?
Guy: yes luv! My luv for u will never change.
Babe: dats my babyyyy
Babe: I want u to buy me somtin.

New Pastor

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

Coloured Briefs

A Wife buys 2 dozen man's briefs of the same colour on sale.

Conversations With Just Questions

Nigerians can have full conversations with just questions:

Where Ever you!!

So this sweet chick Uju sent this text 2 her Guy Emeka.