URGENT JOB VACANCY!!!!

If you are over 30, smart and intelligent, you have a valid ID and excellent university result.
You can Speak either English, Yoruba or Igbo, you are looking for a 9am-4pm job, with net salary of N35.5million p.a., weekly allowance of $2500 USD.

Pass English

Boyfriend: "Baby I heard you failed English at 'O' Level"

BB Update

Kuburat got hit by a car & was immediately rushed to the hospital...

Whisper

   Emeka called out to his mum,"mummy,mummy

    I want to wee.................."