Monday, 21 May 2012

Little Boy's Prayer

At dinner, a little boy Kanu was ordered to lead in prayer.
KANU: But I don't know what to pray?
DAD: Just pray for your family members.

Lincoln

Teacher : what happened in 1809?

LASTMA Popo

A man went to the vet with his dog. When driving back he beat a red light and before he could say jack LASTMA and police jumped into the back of his car.

Knocker

A Girl Posts An Ad In Newspaper For Her Life-Partner:
"Need A Person Who Never Leaves Me, Never Beats Me & Can Satisfy Me On Bed."

Know Know

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!

Kasali

Kasali saw an kai kai bottle at Oshodi he rubbed it to clean and a Genie popped out of the Bottle. "I will grant u one wish" says the genie.