At dinner, a little boy Kanu was ordered to lead in prayer.
KANU: But I don't know what to pray?
DAD: Just pray for your family members.
Monday, 21 May 2012
LASTMA Popo
A man went to the vet with his dog. When driving back he beat a red light and before he could say jack LASTMA and police jumped into the back of his car.
Knocker
A Girl Posts An Ad In Newspaper For Her Life-Partner:
"Need A Person Who Never Leaves Me, Never Beats Me & Can Satisfy Me On Bed."
"Need A Person Who Never Leaves Me, Never Beats Me & Can Satisfy Me On Bed."
Know Know
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Google: I have everything!
Kasali
Kasali saw an kai kai bottle at Oshodi he rubbed it to clean and a Genie popped out of the Bottle. "I will grant u one wish" says the genie.
Sunday, 20 May 2012
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