Committees Setup

Obama to Jonathan..'Mr President, why are there so many committees in Nigeria?.

Do Not Urinate Here

Mr. Tamuno's house was situated at the corner of the street and passersby always used to urinate on his fence. The smell got so bad that they had to close the windows of the house always.

The Taxi Ride

A naked lady ran into an Igbo man's taxi. She told the driver where she was going. The lgbo man didn't start the car but he was just staring at the girl over & over again. The lady saw him and said: what's ur problem man??

The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all
of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his
money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die,
 I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket
 with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with
 me.'

If I have......

Math teacher: I have five bottles in one hand and six in the other, what do I have?

Where Is Your Home Work

Teacher:Where is your home work?

Concentrate On your Studies

TEACHER :- Akpos, who is the president of Togo?

Akpos :- Aunty I don't know oh..