Going to Heaven

A House girl went to Church for sunday service and the pastor ask the church, " If you know you want to go to Heaven raise up your hand" everybody did except the girl.

Name for twins

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakens and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Constable Tunde

Sanya went to the Police Station and saw Constable Tunde reading a Bible..

The Thief Machine

In Japan they invented a machine That catches thieves; they took it 2 different countries 4 a test.

Jumping Up and Down

A pharmacist looks out the front of the store and sees a woman holding a bottle jumping up and down in the parking lot.

Out of Curiousity

I saw Musa wrapping his phone with a hanky, out of curiousity,

Because of You

A man loses everything coz of his drinking habit...this evening he saw empty bottles on the bar table...