Spell Plantain

TEACHER: " rukevwe, spell plantain".
RUKEVWE: "which of them"?

Total

A new house maid was given a list of what to buy in the market by her madam:

Financial Management

A man with only 20 naira left in his wallet goes to a restaurant and eats a meal of 2,000 naira,

No No No

A guy with a 25-inch p***s went to a native doctor and said; I can't live with this anymore! It's too long. The native doctor replied; Relax! There is a female frog in that swamp.

Lost Money

Aremu Junior got to class late and met the teacher at the door post.
Teacher: Why are u late?
Junior: A man lost #500.

Making Tea

One day Boke's Mum was out, she was home with her dad. She was 2 years old. She had a little 'tea set' (a gift). Dad was engrossd in the news when she brought him a cup of 'tea', just water.

Policeman vs Bus driver

Policeman: Driver, give me your driver's licence.
Driver: Oga OC, I no get driver's licence o.