Wednesday 16 May 2012

Elizabeth

An armed robber broke into a house and found a couple.
Pointing the gun at the woman he said, “I like to know the names of my victims.”

“I am Elizabeth”, said the woman.
“Oh I can't kill you, my mother is named Elizabeth!”, said the robber, “and you?”, he asked the man.
“Sir" said the man, "My name is Thomas but all my friends call me Elizabeth”

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