Friday 31 August 2012

Lecture

A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he walked unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

Policeman: What are you doing here at 2am?
Man: I'm going to a lecture.
Policeman and who is going to give a lecture at this hour?
Man: my wife.

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