Wednesday 23 May 2012

Old Woman

An old woman inside a bus headin 2 lagos 4rm calabar shoutd @ d driver "Oga, if u reach benin tell me o!
"D driver nodded & she shouted again" my children,sheh una hear wen i tel am o!"They replied YES MA. Most people slept but she didnt blink thru out. Little did they know she didn't know benin & they forgot she wanted 2 stop there. After hours of driving,lagos was closeby & benin hrs behind,everybody was relieved.  She then asked"driver u neva reach benin?"Oh! D driver xclaimed"madam benin is like 4hours behind us". She started cryin"take me back 2 benin!" d driver havin no choice turned d bus around &headed back 2 benin.On reachin benin after som hours,d driver came down,opened d door & told d her she was in benin. She simply opened her bag, took 2 tablets of panadol &swallowed.She then smiled sayin"My daughter said if i reach benin,i shud take panadol,Oya! Let us go 2 lagos"

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