A therapist gathered a group of married inmates at Olodo Community School auditorium this morning.
Once everyone was seated he proceeded with his survey.
"I'd like to thank all of you for coming and I hope you'll all be very honest. I'm taking a census on how often married couples have sex." He started out by asking some basic questions.
"How many of you have sexual relationship several times a week? OK, how many have it once a week? How many have it once a month?" And so went the general inquiry.
Finally he came to the last question and apologized for having to ask something that sounded so stupid. "How many of you have sex once a year?"
All the way in the back of the room Mr. Okon was feverishly waving his hands. The therapist thanked him but had to ask;
"Sir, I appreciate your honesty, but why are you so excited?"
Mr. Okon replied..."Tonight's the night!!!"
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