Saturday 16 June 2012

Office Temp

John: Your secretary is very sexy...! Tom: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Monica".
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.. ...Next day... John called Tom from hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" in-between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener!

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