Wednesday 27 June 2012

Tissue Paper

A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest
then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knocking mate, there's no toilet paper in this one either."

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