Charles travelled from d UK with hopes of marrying a decent naija babe. So he came to warri and had plans of marrying my neighbor Elohor. He got to a hotel to book a room for them to meet and decided to call Elohor.
Charles: dearie I'm trying to get a room for us,I'm at Woodridge hotel.
Elohor: no don't.its too expensive and d facilities not worth that cash,check Hotel Excel,it is better but Kayriott is d best.
Charles: ok,ill try Kayriott.
Elohor: when u get to Kayriott don't take room 112,d bed is not strong enough,and if they give u room 214,don't take it.the AC is not good.room 312 is better but the hot side of d shower is bad.however try room411,although its hard to open d door most time.better still just take room 510;;)
Charles immediately dropped d call and went back to UK
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