A man and his wife were sleeping. The man started dreaming of heaven. Here is what happened there with the angel: Man and angel were going as dey reached the first gate of heaven, the man told the angel he wants to urinate, the angel said,we don't allow dat here but i permit you. As they were abt getting to the second gate, the man told the angel again he wants to polute, the angel looked at him a......nd said, we don't allow it here but i permit you, as dey were about geting to the third gate, the man told the angel again that he wants to defecate (shit), the angel permitted him again. After the man finished shitting, he saw a rose flower by The gate, as he took the flower to clean his buttocks, a heavy slap landed on his face on bed. it was his wife. the wife said;you piss for bed i no talk, you mess for bed i no talk, you shit for bed again i no talk, you won cum use my wrapper clean yansh you be mad man?....
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